posttexasstressdisorder:

xenobotanist:

Gynecologists who will perform a tubal sterilization - Google Drive

docs.google.com

This list includes doctors in the United States, Australia, Canada, and Europe!

Even if you’re not the target demographic, please share for any of your friends who may be.

And if you or someone you know would like to be added to the list, there’s a place for that!

PSA

greelin:

greelin:

word on the street is that the new tfb album is ass. well maybe they didn’t make it. for YOU

well. it’s out now

theblogformerlyknownasgreychan:

teaboot:

4x01:

4x01:

4x01:

4x01:

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

look at her…

she gets stronger!

the full painting is finally complete!

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you’re just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

lilyrosegold:

loopityboop:

lemememeringue:

gabriellegibby:

deathdaydream:

owlistic:

theglowpt2:

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

See Results

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

ya0ishi:

wardenaristraith:

rabbitheartedfool:

applejuicewerewolf:

iampattonsanders:

balillee:

rikusqueenofhearts:

kleeklutch:

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

aint it crazy how many people realize they’re queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone’s lives improves.

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

ndiecity:

cinnamon-rell:

ndiecity:

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

endreal:

eilooxara:

funnytwittertweets:

Ok but the meter on that line is SICK

i PRAY nobody KILLS me for the CRIME of being SMALL

Crisp

Delicious

That bug is an excellent poet

iambic heptameter. six feet for the bug, and the final one divine.

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

kirbtual:

bewbin:

bewbin:

bewbin:

snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more

6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could’ve done more

12 burgers into Dungeons and Dragons. Still could’ve done more

tahthetrickster:

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

vulpixelates:

attention, d&d dorks

which way do you fill out your character sheets?

left (score in big slot)

right (bonus in big slot)

a secret third option (??? explain)

See Results

yada yada rb to get a bigger sample size, you know the drill

halotolerant:

corvidkusnos:

All UK phones will go off with a loud siren-like sound on April 23rd at 3PM

Screenshot reads as follows:

The new Emergency Alerts system will be tested nationally on Sunday 23rd April.

The system will warn people when their lives are in danger. An Emergency Alert is a loud, siren-like sound with a message on your mobile phone screen.

See more: https://gov.uk/alerts

The Emergency Alerts system is now live and it will be used to warn people when lives are in danger

Please don’t ignore this as people with mental health conditions, those in abusive environments, et cetera, who are unaware of this might panic or be in harms way.

If you have a secret phone because you’re living in an abusive situation, here is how to turn these Emergency Alerts off because they will still make a sound with your phone on silent:

More info for domestic abuse survivors here: https://www.housing.org.uk/news-and-blogs/news/emergency-alerts-information-for-domestic-abuse-survivors/

Even if you’re not from the UK, please share this if you can!

Please pre-alert anyone who might be endangered by this or who might just be totally alarmed by their phone making a loud noise and sending them an ‘Emergency Alert’ text. Many people may be concerned that it’s a hoax even if the message clarifies it’s a test. For neurodivergent people or people with PTSD this is also a risk. It could just be super annoying in the theatre or if you’re putting a baby to sleep.

Either by preparing or by turning it off, please get yourself and friends and family ready